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wondersmith-and-sons:

jackaxed:

wondersmith-and-sons:

if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”

excuse me op but when did he say that first thing

what, you think i’d just lie about this?

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touch-me-a:

2022/09/26

オオタチのドット絵

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reigendaily:

“chat im about to do a speed run”

targetdotcom:

archibaldtuttle:

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Fińàncial Harm

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everythingfox:

His house his rules

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mtndewbajablast:

yasirumora:

hiveswap:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

shrex

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

like hell you will

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boeing-787:

heavensickness:

colllection

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conzoop:

Smoke this fucjking egg and you’ll get better at science

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insurrect:

cooking-with-nitroglycerin:

insurrect:

guys let’s make a story

Once upon a time …

There was a boy in his bedroom, it was his 13th birthday

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